So today on the cover of one of my city’s newspapers The Daily News, there was a headline entitled Flower Show “Porn”. This intrigued me as to what in blue hell that could possibly mean, so yes I just had to read on. Has The Philadelphia International Flower Show, America’s longest running indoor flower show dating back to 1929 possibly incorporated pornography into the show. Seems unnecessary as a quarter million people shell out up to $30 for admission, although that’s just for the superfans who can’t wait and need to get in opening day for a show that lasts for a full week.
The article is online here for those curious. I warn you this is NOT SAFE FOR WORK…totally kidding of course, the first bit of it…
That’s so Ace and and it brings a smile to my face and I just had to share this with you all. That’s not even taking into account that flowers are asexual to begin with. Thank you Becky Batcha for writing this piece, may you have a “flourishing” career in that up and coming newspaper industry. I’ll assume you’ll see this soon because i know you bing or google yourself all night long! Other then that I leave you all with this asexy video and for the record my favorite flora is the bird of paradise, so exotic…
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March 10, 2011 at 8:20 am
The MoUsY spell-checker
How are flowers asexual? They are the sexual organs of plants, are they not?
March 10, 2011 at 10:21 pm
Ace Amoeba
True, the flowers themselves contain the reproductive materials of plants, but the method they actually use to propagate themselves is by asexual means. Flowers don’t have sexual intercourse with one another and that’s whay they are asexual.
April 1, 2011 at 3:13 am
roosterpeznightmare
Wouldn’t sexualizing normailly asexual organisms be the opposite of asexuality? Just saying.